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If You Need The Perfect Best Man Speech
And You Need It Now, Pay Close
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Standing Up In 18 Weddings,
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Part: Even if you don’t have a clue what to say and the
From: Timothy Rea
Dear Best Man:
It may be the bride’s big day, but you’re in the spotlight too.
I should know.
My name is Timothy Rea. I’ve got 8 brothers (yeah, I’m Irish Catholic). And 10 frat buddies asked me to stand up in their weddings too. Needless to say I’ve been busy. Because in the past three years…
I’ve Had To Give 18 Best Man Speeches!
(Which Is Why I Created My Secret “Best Man Speech Cheat Sheet”)
Everything gets easier with repetition. And this is no exception. I spent weeks on the first speech. But by the 18th speech, I’d already developed a foolproof “cheat sheet” for creating hilarious, original and memorable best man speeches.
Here’s how it works:
I’ve compiled a huge list of, original easy to use, best man speeches ever delivered. All you have to do is flip through the list, find a few characteristics that match your groom, change the names, practice it once and you’re good to go.
As you can probably imagine, I’ve had numerous requests from
other guys to put this “cheat sheet” on paper. So I finally did.
Introducing… The Best Of The Best Man Speeches
A collection of some of the greatest best man speeches ever delivered – and how you can easily create your own killer best man speech in minutes.
If you can cut and paste, you can quickly develop an amazing best man speech in just minutes simply by adapting one of the pre-written speeches inside this manual. From the very first page, you’ll discover…
· Is the groom a bad driver? No need to pass go, head right to speech #1, change the names, add a few details and you’re ready to go
· Nervous about public speaking? Here’s a killer joke you can pull during your speech…. And you don’t even have to talk! See Speech #2 for the juicy details
· Does the groom secretly think you’re going to bomb? Wanna get him back for his lack of faith? Head straight to Speech #3
· If you’re divorced, “swipe” a few lines from speech #8
· If the happy couple met at school, take a look at speech #9 and your work is practically done
· If the groom has a pierced ear – you gotta roast him with the line from speech #10 (Are you beginning to see how easy this is going to be for you?)
· If the groom is a huge sports fan, flip to speech #13 and your speech is done.
· If you’re the brother of the groom, speech #15 was tailor-made for you
· If the groom is real straight arrow and never gets into trouble, speech #20 is your ticket to laughs
· If the groom is a co-worker, speech #21 is going to make your job soooo easy
· If the groom was the best man at your wedding, relax – speech #24 is all you
· If the bride or groom are (or were!) fitness buffs – speech #25 can be adapted perfectly
· If the groom is cheap (or shall we say “frugal”), speech #27 is going to make you look like a star
· If the groom is always running late, poke some fun at him with a few lines from speech #29
· Plus 16 more unique speeches – one to perfectly match any groom
And I’ll also give you some “real world advice” I’ve learned from my experience standing up in 18 weddings. Including…
· The 31 item checklist every best man is responsible for – leave just one item unchecked and the day could be ruined
· Two words you should never… EVER say in your speech (no, it has nothing to do with the bride or groom – it’s about you!)
· How to make the groom and bride HATE you… five things you should never talk about during your speech
On top of that, I’m going to offer you 15 more Best Man Speech templates to use.
That’s 45 Pre-Written, Easy-To-Adapt, Best Man Speeches In Total!
You’re job is easy now – just pick one pre-written speech, change a few details and you’re on your way.
Sounds too good to be true, right? Yeah, I used to think the same thing.
Here’s proof, from guys who were once in your shoes…
OK Tim, I’m Intrigued. But How Much Is This Going To Cost?
I understand your concern. You probably already chipped in on the bachelor party and dropped some dough for a tux. So I’m going to make you a fair deal.
Order “The Best of Best Man Speeches” today and I’ll throw in the following bonuses absolutely free with your order.
and I’ll also include…
Let’s recap everything you’re going to receive, so you can decide for yourself:
1) The Best of Best Man Speeches – The secrets to delivering a killer best man speech – the secret “cheat sheet” I developed after giving 18 best man speeches. (Valued at $39.98) 2) The Ultimate Speech & Toast Book – with all the quotes and toasts (even from around the world) you need to make sure your best man speech mesmerizes every guest, thrills the groom and awes the bride (Valued at $29) 3) The Perfect Toast For Any Occasion – 105 proven toasts you can use in any situation (Valued at $19)
Total Value Of “The Best Of Best Man Speeches” And
All
Bonuses: (but that’s not what you pay)
Relax – I said I’d take care of you right? After all, it wasn’t long ago that I was up late the night before the wedding, sweating bullets about my speech.
So I figured out way to give you all everything you need to make a killer best man speech – and save 72% in the process.
I’ll let you have “The Best of Best Man Speeches”, “The Ultimate Speech & Toast Book” and “The Perfect Toast For Any Occasion” for just $19.77- – on one condition.
The condition is that I want to hear how it went. So a few days after the wedding, go ahead and shoot me an email letting me know how the speech went. (Oh and if you end up hooking up with a bridesmaid as a result of your killer speech, I’ll need to see pictures too. Just kidding!)
Oh course, your $19.77- investment is fully backed by my…
But don’t walk away from this. The groom is depending on you. The bride is praying you won’t ruin her day with a lame speech.
Order today and amaze them both when you deliver a hilarious, polished and touching tribute to their new lives together.
Let’s put it this way – if you were getting married, wouldn’t you hope your best man would order?
Do the right thing for your groom. Order today and show everybody what a top-notch best man like yourself can do.
Go get ‘em tiger.
Sincerely, Timothy Rea
P.S. As a special holliday bonus, I’m also going to give you a hidden bonus, entitled: Public Speaking Secrets
If the thought of making a speech in front of 300 people makes your knees weak, check out this book and learn the secrets of old school speakers. (imagining the crowd in their underwear is a joke – discover what you should really do).
P.P.S. Most guys are well aware of how bad it will suck if your best man speech bombs. The bride could resent you forever, the groom may regret choosing you as the best man… and the entire audience will stare wistfully at the bar… counting the seconds until you’re done.
But oddly enough, many guys completely miss the upside of things. The amazing turn the evening takes when you give an absolutely killer best man speech.
The Bride smiles from beneath big, happy tears, the groom slaps you on the back… and the women go out of their way to bump into you at the bar.
Do you know why women crave rock stars? Because they have the POWER to control an audience. And on this one night, during your best man speech – you will have the ability to demonstrate that you too have the POWER to control an audience… and take on some rock star-like status.
The wedding is your chance to live like a rock star for one night. You’ll be amazed what happens when you have the audience eating out of the palm of your hand.
Order today. You’ll thank me.
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